Date at Chili's

Houston TX

Description

I thought we had chemistry sitting at Chili's sharing Triple Dipper while drinking Moscow Mules. I really felt there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. Your's just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Imodium the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me.", was meant to be funny not offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I'm impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been better.. like when your not sitting on my heated leather seat. What I'm trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is less taxing on the digestive tract. I await your reply. P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early... touche...