I hear Humboldt County has a 'math' problem

Fortuna CA

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I've been reading the papers and listening to the news and I hear that Humboldt County has a 'math' problem. You're in luck! I graduated from high school and I got straight A's in 'math'. If you want help with your 'math' problem, maybe you should talk to me. I tried to go to college... but I found myself spending all my time in the 'math' lab. Maybe you should try setting up a 'math' lab! You can even set up a 'math' lab at home. There's a big part of Humboldt County's problems! No 'math' labs! When I was a kid every junior college had a 'math' lab. Now, I've heard, running a 'math' lab is illegal and can actually get you in a heap of trouble. See, now that makes no sense whatsoever! I heard that Fortuna used to have 'math' counselors in a building, and childcare services, so that people could go seek 'math' counseling at any time they needed it. But now that building has been knocked down, and while there are lots of empty properties, nobody wants 'math' counselors or 'math' labs on their properties, it seems. I don't understand why. I was watching this TV series called 'Breaking Bad' and it's all about 'math'. I haven't seen the whole thing - just parts - but I see that they have a place where everyone can sit in a circle and talk about their problems with 'math'. Why can't we have something like that? How does Humboldt County get along without 'math'? I need to use 'math' AT LEAST every fifteen minutes, throughout the day. I can't even go to sleep without doing a little 'math', first (I count sheep). My family says I'm addicted to 'math' and it will be the death of me. And yet, I haven't rolled any cars - yet. I blame it on my friction coefficients - and my center of gravity. See? More 'math'! I've heard that 'math' causes violence - even domestic violence, and violence against women - but, personally, the only fights over 'math' that I've ever seen, happen while couples are doing their 1040s, every April. So, anyhow, let me know if you have some 'math', and need someone to do your 'math' with. Seriously! I have a calculator. And I know how to use it! I'm also a spalling tutor, if you have any problems with your Inglish.