The New Hoodslam

1658 12th Street,Oakland CA 94607

02 June, 2023

Description

The New Hoodslam 6/2/23 doors 8 / show 9-12 / drink til 2 Continental Club 1658 12th Street Oakland, California 94607 The past: At 3/3/23 Fall of the Hoodslammers, a new group unofficially known as The Fallen emerged from the dimension they had been trapped in for over 10'000 years. They would immediately snuff out the life fire of Sweet Boone, Glorious Banana, Bat-Manuel and He Who last Held the Golden GiG, PONG. After this massacre, their leader - golden, with wings and an exposed skull / thus far known only as Her - stole our championship GiG. On June 2nd, Her and her fellow Fallen return The present: In the wake of these fallen Idols, the Hoodslammers have schismed into their own factions: James C, the Stoner Brothers and Trish Adora have become the BOOM Gang The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik) have continued their coalescing with Vipress. Da Squaaad have maintained a united front. Emerging EMO HEADS Alan Angels, Brutal Emo Rob Hands and Brooke Havok have already cemented their status. Cereal Man has taken Stoner U standouts Marcelo Montoya and Joey Gonzo under his frosty wings and for some reason they appear to be The New Dawgs. Hoodslam heavy hitters Juice Lee, El Chupacabra and Drugz Bunny have formed like Voltron to be a formidable Frontline, yet to be named [Drugz persists on "Team Suck and Blow", and the other two don't really talk]. The future: Amidst the chaos of suffering and trauma bonding, an all new all different Hoodslam reveals herself. World warriors from far and wide look to plant their flag on the freshly bloodied soil and usurp the space created in the void. The Returns of: Allie Katch  Sandra Moone The debuts of: Jack Cartwheel Sonico 21+, card subject to evolution