The Green Party IV: Mars Attacks!

1836 72nd Avenue Southeast,Mercer Island WA 98040

10 March, 2023

Description

10 Mar 2006 - Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter arrives on the red planet. After 17 years with intelligence gathered through advanced digital enhancement, the U.S. Government now believes as certainly as it has ever believed anything, that the alien dictator known only as "Marvin" has been developing weapons of mass destruction. While it's certainly not like us to mess with a sovereign planet, it is abundantly clear from the nothing we understand of their language, that Marvin is an inhuman autocrat who brutally oppresses his minions and regularly perpetrates reckless aggression against his long-eared enemies. The government intends to deploy the Space Force to depose him and bring democracy to our sister planet. BDBC Generals have arranged a Parley for peace negotiations and consensual probing at the Veterans of Foreign Worlds bar. We kindly request that all Martian lifeforms, Space Force soldiers, and intergalactic hippie peace protesters join us on this mission. All event tickets include taco dinner available until 11pm Chow call begins at 18:30 (6:30pm) come early and get prepared for liftoff with DJs to dance and dine you 20:00 (8pm) Whore-shoes and Hand-Grenades rock some diplomacy with a sampling of Earth's greatest music 21:30 (9:30pm) Special Guest Band Kumite blast us off 22:30 (10:30pm) DJs initiate the mind-meld Pole, Fire, and assorted other performances sprinkled throughout the evening Family friendly until 9 pm: Bring your Space Cadets for dinner and a show, then put 'em to bed and play with our Privates.