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Columbus OH

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Have you been looking for a fat, black cat? Have you NOT been looking for a fat, black cat? Well, lucky for you I happen to have a fat, black cat currently looking for a fat, black cat loving home! This is Cat, the fat, black cat! His name is Cat because he IS a cat! *AMAZING* Cat is a good cat - on Wednesdays- and a bad cat on special days - like Mardi Gras. He enjoys doing the typical cat things like eating, ignoring you, and judging your choice of home decor. *Pastels, Samantha? Really?* In keeping with his fat cat namesake, Cat the fat, black cat is lazy and fat! Too fat, in fact, to waste his time jumping into your tables or your counters or your grandad. *Your grandma is a different story, depending on how phat she is* Cat, the fat, black cat, is mostly a good boy. We've limited his illegal, underground criminal activities to simple money laundering and the occasional hit job. He's promised not to target his new fat, black cat loving family so you should be good. Cat is good with dogs who don't pick fights, other cats who don't pick fights, and children who understand and accept that they will no longer be the most important thing in the house. So if you're interested in Cat, the fat, black tuxedo cat, then hit me up anytime. Did I mention that Cat, the fat, black cat was a tuxedo cat? Cause he is. Him fancy. Cat is waiting. Cat does not like to wait. Please do not make Cat wait.