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You're black and fuzzy or white and fluffy
You attack my feet like a rabid monkey
You climb the bookcase like a full grown racoon
And believe it's a sin to wake up before noon.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Though, we all know, nothing on the shelf is safe.
You sit on my lap and I cannot move.
You pee on my bed and puke in my shoe.
I weigh 200 lb and you weigh 10.
Yes, boss, I'm coming. Shall I scoop your poop again?
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