Moral Support Drummer

Keller TX

Description

Are you a band looking for a musician that can provide positivity and uplifting support? Do you need someone to lay down the beats and also act like a pseudo-cheerleader? Are your rockstar dreams fading slightly and could use some moral support? Well then I’m your man! I’ll happily support your cause and not overshadow your shredding skills. I know how to not be flashy but still keep a beat. Put a foot on top of my bass drum and shred that guitar solo. Who cares if you missed a few notes (just call it jazz anyway!), I’ll still cheer you on. I won’t judge your decision to wear skinny jeans as a middle aged man, even if it produces ample crack when you bend down to pick up the guitar pick you dropped for the third time tonight. I won’t get drunk and try to steal your girlfriend. I won’t play blast-beats or the 15-second intro to “in the air tonight” over and over again while you try to tune your rare 7-string djent custom shop one-off eco friendly guitar to augmented fifths. I’ll happily knit a sweater that says “go-team” while you noodle for 35 minutes before devolving into a drunken stupor of playing stairway to Heaven incorrectly. If this sounds like the kind of drummer you’re looking for, then drop me a line. Or, I don’t know, if you’re a band looking for a decent musician that’s committed and chill, hit me up too. 😎🤘