The US court system will be closed in all rural areas

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Sterling VA

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It will be replaced with a "What does Twitter say" system of justice. Each attorney will be allowed to state his case in a single tweet. Whichever tweet gets the most retweets will be considered to be the winning side. This will apply to all civil and criminal cases going forward. Since Twitter is all that matters to rural rubes, there should be no complaints.

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