Shrek

Montpelier VT

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Every time I see your big dumb face I think about how you said you'd only take a couple of hours off for the funeral if I died. And then I think about how you said you didn't want to do anything but sit at home and rest on Thanksgiving, so I signed up for work, then you spent the whole day running around partying, not even sending me a message. And then I think about the whole roster of shit things you did. I hope you have blue balls you big fat dick head.