Smart City's Benefit Gala Fundraiser Experience

1133 Margaret Place,New Orleans LA 70130

02 February, 2023

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"SMART CITY'S" BENEFIT GALA FUNDRAISER EXPERIENCE! Ever wondered whether you have a FUTURE in PHILANTHROPY? Ever wanted to FEEL GOOD about DOING GOOD without DOING ALL THAT MUCH? Ever wanted to BURY your DNA in a TIME CAPSULE in a PUBLIC PARK to be CLONED by FUTURE GENERATIONS because you've concluded that the world the in the near-present term is UNFIXABLE? This is the party for you! PATRÓNS ONLY: Come an hour early and hang with REAL KREWE MEMBERS in the BRIDAL SUITE. DEMAND SPECIAL TREATMENT and avail yourself of near-unlimited ICE LUGE TEQUILA. CREATIVE BLACK TIE: It's at a really fancy place so you have to dress nice. Attractions include: $500 PITCH COMPETITION PATRÓN PARTY LIVE KARAOKE BAND SILENT DISCO AUCTION ANTI FACIAL RECOGNITION FACE PAINTING AI DJ HIDDEN CAMERAS BAR CODES ON YOUR FACE PEE IN POOL DETECTOR SOMETHING ABOUT POTHOLES IDENTITY THEFT BURYING OUR DNA IN A TIME CAPSULE IN A PUBLIC PARK SO SOMEONE CAN CLONE US WHEN EVERYTHING GETS BETTER