Pritzger Died Today

Chicago IL

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While eating fried chicken for lunch today governor Prickster choked on MaMa Cass. Stretch Armstrong tried the Heimlich maneuver but could only get his arms half way around the former fatso Governor. JB will be craned to rest at the Thornton Quarry under 294. The services will be sponsored by McDonalds, Wendy’s, Steak and Shake with Ronald McDonald presiding over the event. PS. Fast food stocks are still plummeting after the news of his demise. He will be missed by no one. RIP Rot In Peace