Crappy Auto Body Shop Job

Port Jefferson NY

Description

If you’re looking for a crappy body shop job, look no further! I’ll exchange your time for bananas, car parts, even boring old money if that’s what you’re into. wait, there’s more! You’ll get paid to not be here for 2 weeks and some holidays too (we’ll pick which ones on a big spinning wheel like on the price is right). Sometimes we give some of it to a guy named Ira for your future. What’s the catch? I actually like having someone around that knows how to fix problems on their own. Is that you? Come see me. If you have more problems than a 15-year-old Jetta, I feel for you, but I’m not that kinda shop. I don’t pick up the phone, so don’t call me. Just show up in your finest snap on jacket between 8 and 5 Monday through Friday. Portside Collision 19 n columbia st port jefferson, ny 11777