Pretty lady who hates home fries

Kansas City MO

Description

You were wearing glasses and a joy division t-shirt taking a picture with your friend at the function. We spoke of your hatred of synonyms for breakfast potatoes and I wanted to tell you that I prefer hashbrowns anyway. I got nervous and had to run to the bathroom to vomit out of sheer panic. After I wiped my beard and gargled some water to return you were nowhere to be found. I very much would like to take you to a carnival or maybe a fundraising event for farm animals. If you see this (dear god I hope you see this) tell me what kind of bolo tie I was wearing so I know it’s you.