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Newsletter from your lord and savior, Donald John Trump:
The food industry has poisoned all American food in an elaborate quest to rid the nation of Republicans.
The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers Washington Aqueduct has been poisoned as well.
Do not drink water or eat food until further notice. I repeat. Do not drink water or eat food.
Love & kisses, your still, current, reigning sovereign.
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