Sunglasses found in Bowling Green

Bowling Green OH

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OK, my bias is that I think sunglasses make white guys look like assholes. But if you want to be reunited with your douchetastic shades, you're going to have to put up with my bias. What truly matters in this instance is not your feelings, snowflake. You lost your sunglasses somewhere in Bowling Green in the early hours of Dec 27th. These are the kind of sunglasses that make a person look like they pay for sex and lie about their service record. They're made of 1 part cheap plastic and 9 parts hype. It's the right thing to do to try to get these hideous shades back to their owner. You paid way too much for these. And damn, I want them out of my house before I'm tempted to, I dunno, roll coal and chant about hanging Mike Pence. Tell me where you lost them. Tell me what sort of case they were in and their most identifying feature.