the brave shopper

Gainesville FL

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We were at the Walmart You were a nervous, quiet and nerdy man picking out bread next to me. You let one crack. So loud and operatic. You slinked away like you were embarrassed and that smell followed you. I wanted to say I appreciate your cheeks and ability to just crack a fart in public like that. I was hoping we could fart and hang out together sometime and make a symphony together. I think your gross but really neat at the same time. What confidence you have!