Female for wedding

Niles IL

Description

I need someone to join me for my friends wedding. If you like wedding, dancing, delicious food unlimited alcohol and music, and a wedding you'll never forget. Learn new sarcastic jokes, laugh at the oldest uncle get drunk before the party starts, experience real, European wedding, at no cost at all. I can cover an Uber for you both ways too. I'm in early 30s, best dancer on the floor after 2 drinks, shamless, the one who will make girls pee from laughter, not sure about the guys. They don't usually wear dresses🤣 looking for someone around 22-38yo, outgoing, easy connecting with others, someone who understands sarcasm and won't get butthurt about stupid jokes. Wedding is mid January, located close to Park Ridge. I can only chose one woman, will you be the one?