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Yes, it's a new holiday that I just made up which happens to fall on Festivus. Breastivus is the celebration of nature's greatest creation, the female breast. It's a night where the drinks flow and you can let your girls hang freely while I give them all the attention they've craved all year. Let's eat the ceremonial edible and get in the festive sprit.
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