A Conservative and a Liberal walk into a bar...

Pembroke Pines FL

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Conservative: Bartender, give me a rum and coke Liberal: I'll have what he's having Bartender: That will be $10.50 each please Conservative: Here you go, and keep the change Liberal: I'm sitting next to him and I have no money so he should pay for mine too, bartender Conservative: Why should I pay for your drink? Liberal: Because you are responsible for my well being as well as yours, and I don't work Conservative: Why don't you get a job and pay for your own drink? Liberal: Why should I? You are rich and capable of paying for my drink too, after all you are rich because you rob the poor, your wealth comes from the toil and sweat of those beneath you. You did not create it. Conservative: So you are saying that by you not working you are not taking wealth from the poor? Liberal: Exactly Conservative: Where did you learn that philosophy? Liberal: In college, Marxism and Socialism 101, I studied for 12 years and have a PhD Conservative: And who paid for your college education? Liberal: My wealthy parents Conservative: Then let them pay for your drink