ISO middle-aged punk rock bassist

Oklahoma City OK

Description

It’s like this, see. GET OFF MY LAWN! (Not our real band name, though that’s pretty fuggin’ good) needs somebody to complete our well-seasoned punk rock trio because our old bassist recently died of a massive coronary. (No he didn’t. In fact, there was no old bassist.) But, look, we really need one. We will even pay you. (No we won’t.) Looking for someone solid with good gear who can add a little flourish here and there when necessary. We will play almost exclusively at The Blue Note (just being honest) until we land our massive, imaginary record deal, at which time we may branch out into other venues that aren’t so far away that we miss our bed times. This is real life, Jack. Put down the crossword puzzle and pick up that beat up, dust-covered Rickenblaster and contact us!