"I Love Aging and Dying" Bumper Sticker

3800 S Logan, Englewood CO

Description

I was driving south on Logan (this was a while ago) behind a car (I think it was black) with an "I Love Aging and Dying" sticker on it. I need more people like you in my life. I don't know who you are, what you look like, your gender, or anything about you other than that sticker on your car -- and I generally think bumper stickers are boring -- but I'm pretty sure we could be friends. I've been thinking about that sticker for weeks (months?) now, and it still makes me smile. There were other stickers present which I think supported my friendship theory, but I don't remember them. Send me a photo of your car (obscure the plates) so I know it's you, and we'll go from there... that is if you want a new friend; maybe you have shit-loads of friends already, and are thinking "ugh, not ANOTHER friend," (been there) so don't worry about it if that's the case. I might be more aged and closer to dying than you though, so... it can be for science, or something. Seriously though: I'll buy you a coffee, breakfast, or lunch. Bring a friend if you want; we're all fucked anyway, so the more the merrier.