bassist looking for bluesy death rap quintet

Plainfield IL

Description

I'm a bassist. I want to join a band that combines great rap tones with the soaring sweet melodies of semi-technical deathcore. My influences include ace of base and dido and shoegaze and Monty Python's Circus Parade. I am available at 3am only. At 3:01am I become unavailable. Whenever you want to get a hold of me, I'll be in Rockford. I live nowhere near Rockford, but that's where I will be for an hour whenever you call. Three hours later, I'll call you and ask if you want an accordion player instead. I am afraid of loud sound, large crowds, electromagnetism, guitar strings, and speaker cones. I wear SpongeBob pajamas everywhere. I also must have my mental support Chihuahua with me at all times, but she barks whenever anyone moves or speaks or makes noise of any sort, and don't stare him in the eyes because he has seizures. If all of this sounds cool, I look forward to not showing up for a scheduled jam and then ghosting you when you text me. But seriously... one word: Sludge rock.