Best Cat Ever - Looking for Forever Home

Milwaukee WI

Description

Hello. My name is Fluffy McFlufster. I am looking for a forever home. I am very loved and I love my mama too, but mama is very sick and her medicine is expensive so now can't afford to make sure I'm well cared for anymore and doesn't have as much time to spend caring for me. About me... I'll be 4 years old in March. I love other cats but I don't really like dogs too much, but I'll tolerate them if they leave me alone. I can be manipulative, annoying, and a very big pain in the butt. If mama isn't fast enough to get me a treat, feed me, or turn on the faucet for me I will follow her around meowing at her and biting her ankles(I prefer to drink from the bathroom faucet - I will drink from a fountain water dish - but I don't like it). I only love my mama. I really don't like boys but if mama is busy, I'll take free pets from anyone. I only like to be carried by mom, because she knows how I like it, and I really am not fond of small children (but I will tolerate them if they don't pull on me or try to pick me up - I've been chewed out a few times for scratching my smallest human competitor). I like the big ones though, small humans I mean, they give me treats under the table from supper and don't try to put dresses on me. I'm needy and follow my mama everywhere, so I would like someone who wants a shadow for a cat. If you have little furry blankets, socks, pillows or stuffed animals I want to move with you please... I love them so much <3 I have a short tail (my smallest human sister accidently trapped me in the bathroom door). My tail is all healed and I have no lingering issues, except I'm a little embarrassed by it so let's not bring it up again. Some might say I'm a bit on the chubby size but in reality, I'm just a large lean boy (14 lbs last May). I have my shots and am a healthy boy. If you're looking for a cat who will drive you crazy, annoy the hell out of you, make you laugh, and always come to you when you're sick or sad - I'm the boy for you. You can text my mama if you're interested. Sorry, she has a lot of appointments and would appreciate if you text first - and no I'm not a scam. Just so you believe me I'll tell you - never stop at McDonald's for ice cream when you can go down the street to Culver's for frozen custard. I'm sure going to miss my mama and she's going to miss me too - but I sure hope my new home will love me as much as she does.