Avenue X Disney Princess

New York City NY

Description

I saw you walking down Avenue X around 1:30PM. You had a turquoise jacket, brown ugz, blonde hair and the cutest little button nose, like a Disney Princess. You caught my eye from about 30 feet away, that’s usually the distance from when you can tell if you’re attracted to someone. As we passed each other, I stepped in dog shit because I was distracted by you. I wanted to say something, but the dog shit threw me off and right then and there probably wasn’t the best time to introduce myself..with the dog shit all over my shoe and all. If you see this my name is Karl, and I’d love to take you out for a coffee sometime