I'm a pedophile and was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein

Washington DC

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I've sexually assaulted at least 26 different women. I constantly lied on my bank loan applications and have been bankrupt 6 times defaulting on YUGE debt. I've been convicted of 17 felonies for defrauding the government on tax returns. I've had 5 kids with 3 different women. I invited terrorists to DC and had them attack the Capitol Building hoping they'd kill my Vice President. I don't know the names of the books of the Bible and refuse to say the Apostle's Creed. I stole dozens of top secret documents from the government and lied about having them. All of the above is what makes me a great American patriot.