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I saw the four of you checking me out in the lighting section of Home Depot, but I was too busy comparing LED bulbs to say anything. Now I regret not saying hello, but I figure beautiful women like you all frequently come to Missed Encounters to find guys lacking courage to approach a woman IRL.
I’m the short, skinny guy with way too much gray to pretend I’m still in my early 30s, but I’ll lie to you about my age anyway. You were the hot blonde, brunette, redhead, and I was too busy creepily staring at your skirt to notice what color hair you had.
Since you’re obviously reading this, write back. I know you’re dying to know if I decided on the 7W or 10W bulb. Why don’t you come over and see for yourself? Hint: it’s in my bedroom.
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