Let me hypnotize your chickens

Pawling NY

Description

Hello, I am an amateur scientist who is trying to complete a theory on why chickens can be hypnotized by drawing a line from their beak. However, in order to do this I need to perform real experiments. And I mean a lot of experiments, possibly weekly visits to your farm or place of residence. This research is part of a new school of psychology that I'm trying to pioneer. I am using these ideas to re-examine subjects like art, fiction, interpersonal relations, personality disorders, and sexual behavior. I will be very gentle to the animals and take precautions for their safety. I will not try to force them into a stressful situation. I would prefer assistance in these tests as well as a large flock. Thank you and have a lovely day.