The Evangelical Skrum

Rockford IL

Description

You know, when we invited our Satan-worshipping, godless, Communist, Bolshevik, Socialist friends over for Thanksgiving, we didn't want to do a lot of cooking, so we asked everyone to bring a dish. We should have coordinated because, wouldn't you know it! EVERYBODY brought baby: oven-roasted, barbecued, deep-fried, baby taco salad, baby fingers with ranch dip. So much baby! Now, we've got enough baby leftovers to last until, dare I say it, Christmas! You should reach into your ass and pull your head out.