New Swiffer

Washington DC

Description

A new Swiffer mop has been introduced, designed specifically to clean up the mess when republicans shit on everything. It's Ego-dynamic design makes it perfect as a pooper scooper. Warning: Not equipped to handle swamp residue as it may disintegrate due to it's delicate spinal design. Patten# 45-666 CAUTION: Avoid contact with head. Prolonged exposure can cause serious brain damage, nepotism, misogyny, racism, temper tantrums and bigotry. If symptoms are observed, do not seek medical attention. Consume1 Big Mac, 2 shots of bleach and 10,000 milligrams of aspirin at bed time. Your symptoms are guaranteed to subside within 3 hours or upon death, whichever comes first.