Amused Bartender at Hook Hall

Washington DC

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You work at Hook Hall. You clearly have too much time on your hands as I often see you wandering around in circles, speaking to your many many many many coworkers, and answering trivia questions. My male friend said to me, "Every thirty minutes that guy goes to the bathroom, pretends to use the urinal, washes his hair and dries his hands on his hair. Clearly, he just does it to touch up his hair." He said it with such judgment, but I love it!!! Keep it up! Pretending to use the urinal is such a genius move. And what are you always laughing to yourself about? You clearly are a man of high intelligence. I yearn to be a part of your life. You might not think I am pretty enough for you. But I will dress according to your specifications and I will love you forever. God gave you a gift and I want to swallow it.