You already know where this is going.
I have ideas. A lot of them. You have an undisclosed amount of money and a little too much emotional availability.
I've just come up with an idea for a machine that untoasts toast. That's right. We're gonna make toast bread again.
Then we're gonna invent a machine that works like a microwave but makes everything really cold in 30 seconds. We'll call it the 'Arctic Chill'.
You already know who you are. You already know you're going to invest in me, no questions asked, no returns.
I think of you every day.
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