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You bet I Deserve to Get Lifetime Disability Even If I'm Not Disabled
Hey now Jimmy here chillin', hey have you heard about the trend? Everyone's been going on "faked" disability / SSDI and many are still working. Our system is so corrupt and I love it. You can get lifetime disability for just about anything and you can still work 20 hours a week and if you're a contractor you can work as much as you used to just don't claim over 20 hours.
So several years ago I saw the SDI lawyer on TV and went to his office and explained I've got more important things to do than work and he said I'm much too pretty to have to work anyways. He filed my phony claim and I get a huge check every month. He said the government knows most of the SSDI claims are phony but the lawyer cartel has paid them off so don't worry. Plus it keeps the unemployment figures down which makes the politicians (both Repub & Dem ) look like they're actually working even though they're not.
So these days I spend the day at the gym, shopping or at the beach and still work part time selling cosmetics. Besides the $1,100 a month SSDI and I get over $600 a month in welfare for my two kids, $400 a month in food stamps, free cellphone, internet and sect 8 pays most of my rent. Only a fool would work these days when our government wants to pay us so badly not to.
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